... so I decided to write stuff instead=.=
warning: swearing
Sakura never thought that she would ever meet anyone more tactless or more destructive than Naruto, and she had just been proven very wrong.
“What the fuck are you gaping at bitch?” the Albino snapped irritably.
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It all started when she was passing through the Valley of Acid after a tiring mission, when it had started raining acid rain. Using what little was left of her chakra, she made a shield from the droplets of water that were making the trees around her sizzle and burn to the ground within seconds, and fortunately made it to a cave in time before her legs gave out.
However, rather unfortunately, in the cave, a certain white haired Akatsuki priest was also seeking shelter there.
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Hidan was having a very, very bad day. He was doing his morning ritual of praying when the Idiot Kakuzu had scared off a 20 generation clan of birds that resided by this particular Mountain top. Some blind bird ran into his back, while escaping in terror, consequently causing him to drop his rosary beads, and also kick his scythe a few metres forward. Since he had been praying by a cliff, he could only watch in horror as they fell to the valley below.
So one strangled bird for breakfast later, he found himself hacking through a thick forest while swearing at the top of his lungs, fifty miles of any civilisation.
It was then it started raining, but he decided it was not any normal rain and he should get hell out of it and into the cave, conveniently next to him when the trees were melting away, and his skin in the same state.
And when he thought his day just couldn’t get any shittier, some PINK haired kunoichi decided to come torture him some more. Jashin-sama must really hate him.
and hopefully everyone else is asleep by now, so i can get some too-___-"""
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